Saturday, August 16, 2014

why hello there.

WELCOME.

so, you, a young soul, decided while strolling along an everyday blogosphere that you would visit my blog. upon reading the title and the following blog description, you decided that, hey, this girl is humorous and cute. might as well follow her. 

you made a very nice decision.

this blog is going to contain all my rants and raves about high school. i will tell all the embarrassing stories, the hilarious jokes and the dish on relationships. my only rule? NO NAMES. i'm not mean. after all, i'm only ANONYMOUSLY sharing people's intermost secrets. 

ha ha ha.

but you guys can ask me any questions you want. i've got an electronic, fake shoulder to cry on...

 

there, there.

i've got a huge bucket of advice for you when you need it.

 
AND it's purple.

and i've got an awkward, semi-antisocial, quirky, unique brain to think through all your problems.


look at that brain. doesn't it make you giggle?

i will help you freshman (and any sophOmores that want it)! i have made all the same mistakes before and i will help you to not make them. or at least help you to not be filmed while dancing in an interesting manner. more on that later.

WELCOME TO FRESHMAN YEAR.

xoxo--

colette ;)

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